After New York, I convinced the World Security Council we needed a quantum surge in treat analysis. For once, we’re way ahead of the curve.

officialfrenchtoast:

when your parents make you explain yourself after fucking something up

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horrifish:

you can see her accent

lilcochina:

takeastepinsidemybrain:

Such an inhumane act, this is disgusting. Mohammed Abu Khdeir, may your soul rest in peace.

Oh my god

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

sidegf:

sexualfavours:




my nigga out

sidegf:

sexualfavours:

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my nigga out

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

wvyx:

gothfag:

lilcoffee:

liteskint:

or a white girl with a big ass

lmao

Damn I like how he called out iggy

omg ^

wvyx:

gothfag:

lilcoffee:

liteskint:

or a white girl with a big ass

lmao

Damn I like how he called out iggy

omg ^

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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This Is The End(2013)